Some things I find impossible:

  1. Typing “thanks” correctly on the first try (always thnaks)
  2. Leveling a washing machine
  3. Not thinking of a joke as a response to almost everything
  4. Remembering the syllable counts for haikus it’s either 5-7-5 or 7-5-7, I think, but I’ll have to look it up every time)
  5. Resisting the urge to correct my children for every little thing they could do differently
  6. Setting an alarm clock (not apps, those are fine, but actual clocks? I can’t do it)
  7. Distinguishing any blond American actress from Nicole Kidman
  8. Getting over the assumption that I’ll totally remember that thing a few hours from now (whatever it is, I will not remember)

Of course I find a million things impossible, these are just some of my favourites.

HeyScottyJ @heyscottyj