Some things I find impossible:
- Typing “thanks” correctly on the first try (always thnaks)
- Leveling a washing machine
- Not thinking of a joke as a response to almost everything
- Remembering the syllable counts for haikus it’s either 5-7-5 or 7-5-7, I think, but I’ll have to look it up every time)
- Resisting the urge to correct my children for every little thing they could do differently
- Setting an alarm clock (not apps, those are fine, but actual clocks? I can’t do it)
- Distinguishing any blond American actress from Nicole Kidman
- Getting over the assumption that I’ll totally remember that thing a few hours from now (whatever it is, I will not remember)
Of course I find a million things impossible, these are just some of my favourites.
